louiswtomlinson: boys are good i like boys
I LOVE WHEN BOYS TEXT ME FIRST
synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.”
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
otomuragakuya: a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
You can watch the homestuck and one direction fandoms compete for hs
once-the-vessel-cracks: vonlipwig: vonlipwig: hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand? the band, i mean not the archduke of austria i know what happened to the archduke of austria // //
I missed the announcement but thanks to tumblr I now know exactly what happened
in-the-closet-fangirl: *tour guide voice* Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ll look at your dash, you’ll be able to see, in real time, an entire fandom self destructing.
littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
mntrose: The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
gaydevoir: uggatrip: an 11 year old just informed me that SWAG stands for Super Weird And Gay im swag
69shadesofgray: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
You know I like you if I make horrible jokes around you
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
lynzave: today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right” I’ve never had a school...
romangodfrey: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer like really, very close intimately close so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall. make out with...
ireallydunnowhyitssuchabigdildo: hearing someone say “marina and the diamonds” in public
spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
kawhoru: by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like
justinibiebers: stuff you ask your mom: mom where’s my towel mom what do we eat for dinner mom what time is it mom where’s my phone mom when do you come back mom what day is it stuff you ask your dad dad where is mom